Organized by funnel stage. Every script stands on its own — hook, then the meat, then the call to action — and reads straight off a teleprompter. The best one for your ICP sits at the top of each tab.
The CTA by stage:
TOF → Follow meMOF → Message meBOF → Book a call
Proof comes from real clients on acquisitions.com/impact. The two Canva links are private (login-gated) — send a screenshot or a view link and I'll match that design.
Stop building. Start buying, and let AI run it.
The fastest growth isn't built anymore, it's bought. You buy the distribution, the revenue, the customers who are already happy, then let AI run it. Whether you're growing the business you own or buying your first, that's the play.
Slide 2 — Reframe
I'm not here to sell you a course.
No program, no theory. My team and I get in the deal with you: we find it, fund it, and run it. Sometimes we even invest our own money next to yours. You just say yes to the right deal.
Slide 3 — Positioning
Think of us as your AI-powered rollup team.
We help you buy businesses and grow them with AI. Deal flow, capital, and AI agents for sales, marketing, and operations. All done for you. You bring the vision, we bring the machine.
Slide 4 — Pillar 1
1. We find you businesses to buy.
On-market, off-market, and pre-market. We source the companies, run the numbers, structure the offer, and handle due diligence. You only ever look at deals worth doing.
Slide 5 — Pillar 2
2. We help you fund them.
Introductions to lenders and thousands of investors, and when we love a deal, our own capital alongside yours.
New to this? Your first deal can take as little as 10% down, from your 401(k) or your business's cash flow.
Slide 6 — Pillar 3
3. We install your AI team.
This is where the real work is: post-merger integration. We merge and systemize your operations, then install three AI departments: sales, marketing, and ops. Same team, 100s of AI employees, 100x the output. At least $50k a year saved, guaranteed.
Slide 7 — Pillar 4
4. We scale it like the big funds do.
The same playbook General Catalyst and a16z use to take a company from zero to $200M in EBITDA in under two years. The exact process I used to sell Rollups.com to Naval Ravikant's company.
Slide 8 — Pillar 5
5. Then we hand you liquidity.
Within 90 days, if we love the deal, we take it to our investor network and give you the option to pull 25 to 50% of the value in cash. Roll the rest into one of our sector rollups toward a 10X exit.
Slide 9 — Close
Let's see if it's a fit.
Whether you're 10 deals in or eyeing your first, I'm happy to help either way.
[Button] Comment "rollup" for details
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I think the future belongs to owners who don't just grow what they have with AI. They also buy their next leg of growth: the distribution, the revenue, and the customers who are already happy.
I learned this the hard way. Years ago I bought an iPhone app and took it to the top 100 by riding a brand-new distribution channel. Whoever owns the new distribution wins. Today that new wave is AI.
It's the same process that helped me sell Rollups.com to Naval Ravikant's company and support over $1B in transactions at Acquisitions.com.
So my team and I built something simple. We find the business, fund it, integrate it, and run it with AI. Sometimes we invest alongside you. You just say yes to the right deal. And if it's your first, you often only need 10% down, from your 401(k) or your business cash flow.
Want to see if it's a fit? Comment "rollup" for details.
📣 TOP OF FUNNEL — get the follow
Cold reach. Stop the scroll, flash your credibility, and pull the right operators into your world. Every CTA here is follow me. The 🔥 top card is your strongest follower-getter. Hit 📋 Copy on any card and paste it straight into your teleprompter.
TOF 1 · Future CEO, 3 things BestFollow me
On-screenThe future CEO runs 3 things, not 3,000 people
If you told me two years ago that we'd cut eighty percent of our team and still grow revenue, I'd have assumed the business was collapsing.
Instead it did the opposite. It helped us scale faster, support a two-hundred-million-dollar rollup, and sell Rollups.com to a company owned by Naval Ravikant.
And after everything I've watched AI do in the last few years, I think there are only three skills that actually matter from here on out. Deal flow, funding, and growth. That's the whole game now, you don't need three thousand people, you need those three things and AI to run them.
Follow me and I'll break down all three, one video at a time.
TOF · Steal my deal-finding prompt BestFollow me
On-screenSteal my deal-finding prompt
If you want to buy a business but you have no idea where the good ones actually are, steal this.
Here's the exact prompt I give Claude every single morning. Scan the acquisition marketplaces, the broker sites, Twitter, LinkedIn and the niche communities for businesses in my industry between this and that EBITDA, rank them by fit, and send me the top ten with notes.
That's it. One prompt, and now you've got an AI analyst finding you deals while you sleep. This is the stuff people used to pay analysts six figures for.
Save this one, and follow me, I'll give you the funding prompt next.
TOF · You're not behind BestFollow me
On-screenYou're not behind. The game changed.
If you've been grinding to build something from scratch and it still feels impossibly slow, I need you to hear this. You're not doing it wrong, and you're not behind. The game just changed.
The fastest people aren't building from zero anymore. They're buying businesses that already have revenue and real customers, and letting AI run them.
You don't have to be smarter or luckier than anyone. You just have to stop building and start buying.
Follow me and I'll show you exactly how.
TOF 2 · Authority hook Follow me
On-screenYou don't have to follow me. But…
Look, you don't have to follow me.
But I've done this with hundreds of deals. I sold Rollups.com to a company owned by Naval Ravikant using the exact process I talk about here, and I've been involved in over a billion dollars in transactions.
So if you're a business owner who wants to buy, grow, or sell using AI, this is the account to follow. Follow me and I'll share everything.
TOF 3 · The mission Follow me
On-screenI'm looking for operators to back
Let me be honest about why I post all of this. I'm looking for great operators.
My whole game is simple. I find people who are already good at running a business, I invest in them, I put my team of AI agents on their company to grow the margins and the revenue, and then we roll them up across multiple sectors.
So if that's you, an operator who wants a partner that brings capital and AI, follow me. That's exactly who I'm building this for.
TOF · Steal my growth prompt Follow me
On-screenPaste your P&L into Claude and ask this
If you already own a business and you feel stuck, try this tonight.
Take your P&L, your sales dashboard, your call transcripts, whatever you've got, and paste it all into Claude. Then ask it one thing. Build me a quarter-by-quarter plan to double this business, and show me the bottlenecks, the wasted costs, and the highest-leverage moves.
You'll get a strategy most consultants would charge you ten grand for, in about thirty seconds.
Save this and follow me, there's more where this came from.
TOF · The message that gets investors to reply Follow me
On-screenThe message that gets investors to reply
If you've ever felt like getting in front of investors or big players is impossible, it's not. You're just doing the outreach wrong.
Here's the message that actually works. Hey, really impressed by your background in their space. We're under LOI on a company in the sector and looking at a few growth angles. Would love your perspective, and happy to pay for your time.
No pitch. No begging. Just an adult conversation. That's how you turn a stranger into a backer.
Follow me and I'll keep handing you the exact scripts.
TOF · 5 years from now Follow me
On-screen5 years from now
Here's something nobody says out loud.
The people who own real businesses five years from now aren't going to be smarter than you, or luckier, or better connected.
They're just the ones who stopped trying to build the next big thing, and started buying what already works.
That's the whole difference. Follow me and I'll walk you there, step by step.
TOF 4 · Buy don't build Follow me
On-screenThe fastest way to wealth in 2026 isn't a startup
Starting a business from scratch in 2026 is the slow, painful way to get rich, and most people don't realize there's a shortcut.
Instead of building from zero, you buy a business that already has revenue, customers, and cash flow. The bank and the seller can finance most of it, so you barely put anything in. Then you let AI run the boring stuff.
I've been involved in over a billion dollars in deals doing exactly this. Follow me and I'll show you how it actually works.
TOF 5 · 10% down Follow me
On-screenYou can buy a business with 10% down
You don't need millions to buy a business. Most people have no idea it can be as little as ten percent down.
The bank finances a chunk, the seller finances a chunk, and your piece can even come from your 401k or your current business's cash flow. We've literally done deals with no money down.
I've been part of over a billion dollars in these transactions, so follow me and I'll share everything I know.
TOF 6 · Rate the business (recurring) Follow me
FormatThe classic "rate it 1–10," applied to businesses for sale. Endless, comment-bait built in.
On-screenWould I buy it? 1–10
Let's rate this business as an acquisition. It's a plumbing company doing eight hundred grand a year, the owner wants out, been around twenty years.
Recurring customers, boring, essential, hard to disrupt. I'm giving this a nine out of ten. The only thing I'd check is how much runs through the owner's head versus actual systems.
Follow me, and comment a type of business and I'll rate it next.
ShotScreen-record a listing, or selfie with it over your shoulder.
TOF 7 · Walk-and-talk Follow me
FormatWalk past real businesses. Records while moving = built-in loop.
On-screenI'd buy every one of these
I'm walking down one street right now, and I'd buy almost every business I'm passing.
That laundromat, recurring revenue, basically runs itself. That HVAC shop, the owner's probably tired. That agency, perfect for AI. Everyone thinks good deals are rare. They're everywhere, you just have to know how to structure them.
Follow me and I'll show you how.
ShotSelfie walking a commercial street, gesture at storefronts.
TOF 8 · "Why is nobody talking about…" Follow me
FormatPure curiosity-loop opener.
On-screenWhy is nobody talking about this?
Why is nobody talking about the fact that you can use your 401k to buy a business?
Everyone's out here arguing about stocks and crypto, and meanwhile you can take that exact same money, put it into a business that already makes cash, and actually control it.
I've done over a billion dollars in deals and this is still the most slept-on move out there. Follow me and I'll show you how it works.
ShotSelfie, intense, or walking.
TOF 9 · Driving to a closing Follow me
FormatFilmed driving. "Where's he going?" is the loop.
On-screenOn my way to buy a business
I'm driving right now to sign on a business we're buying, and I've got to tell you how we structured it.
The owner is financing most of it himself. We put down a small piece, the bank covered a chunk, and the business's own cash flow pays the loan. That's how regular people end up owning real businesses.
Follow me, I document these.
ShotPhone mounted in the car, casual, one take.
TOF 10 · React to bad advice Follow me
FormatGreen-screen react to a guru "start a business" clip. Polarizing.
On-screenThis advice keeps you broke
Every guru tells you to start a business from scratch, and honestly that advice keeps people broke.
Something like ninety percent of startups die before they ever make a real dollar. Meanwhile there are millions of businesses already making money, run by owners who just want to retire. Go buy one of those instead.
Follow me if you want the smarter path.
ShotGreen screen over the guru clip or a headline.
TOF 11 · 3 businesses I'd buy Follow me
On-screen3 boring businesses I'd buy today
I've done over a billion dollars in deals, so let me give you three boring businesses I'd buy today and print money with AI.
First, home services like HVAC, recurring revenue and usually a tired owner. Second, agencies, easy to systemize. Third, laundromats, they basically run themselves.
Follow me and I'll do part two with three more.
TOF 12 · Never start from zero Follow me
On-screenI'll never start from zero again
After doing this for over a decade, and being part of more than a billion dollars in deals, I will never start a business from scratch again.
Zero to one is where most people die. No revenue, no customers, no distribution. When you buy instead, you skip all of that, you start at the finish line.
Follow me and I'll share everything I've learned.
🤝 MIDDLE OF FUNNEL — get the message
Warm. They've seen you and they're curious. Now you win them with real proof, answered questions, and objection-killers. Every CTA here is message / DM me. The 🧾 top card is your strongest proof for the ICP.
Case studies (real clients)
MOF 1 · Pascal BestMessage me
On-screen2 agencies · $6M/yr · no money down
This is Pascal. He acquired two marketing agencies doing six million a year combined, with no money down.
We sourced them, ran the numbers, and structured the deal so he didn't need cash up front. Two acquisitions, rolled into one platform. That's what a done-for-you rollup actually looks like.
DM me the word "rollup" and I'll send you exactly how we did it.
MOF 2 · George BestMessage me
On-screenFirst-time buyer → $5M business
This is George. He'd never bought a business in his life. We helped him buy one for six hundred thousand dollars, and today it's doing five million in revenue.
He was nervous and had no idea where to start, so we structured the whole thing with an SBA loan and seller financing, and he barely put any of his own money in. Then we helped him grow it.
If your first deal feels impossible, that's normal, it feels that way until someone does it with you. Message me "rollup" and I'll send you the details.
MOF 3 · Brandon BestMessage me
On-screen$9.5M deal, 100% seller financed
This is Brandon. He bought a nine-and-a-half-million-dollar business with a hundred percent seller financing, meaning he didn't put his own cash into the purchase.
Everyone thinks you need millions in the bank to do a deal this size. You don't. We structured it so the seller financed the whole thing.
The structure is everything. Message me "rollup" and I'll show you how.
MOF 4 · Robert Message me
On-screenTruck driver → owns a $13M company
This is Robert. He used to drive the trucks. Now he owns a thirteen-million-dollar trucking company.
He knew the industry cold, but he'd never bought anything. So we found the deal, structured it, and got him into the owner's seat.
If you already know an industry, you're closer than you think. Message me "rollup" and let's talk.
MOF 5 · Tyler Message me
On-screenBought 10 companies
This is Tyler. He didn't buy one business, he bought ten and rolled them into one.
He started with his first acquisition, nervous, like everybody. Then we built the deal-flow engine so he could keep buying across sectors, and ten deals later, here he is.
One deal or a full rollup, it's the same machine. DM me "rollup" for the details.
MOF 6 · Jeff Message me
On-screen$31M/yr business · no money down
This is Jeff. He acquired a thirty-one-million-dollar-a-year business with no money down. That's not a typo.
Big businesses can actually be more financeable, not less, because the cash flow covers the debt. We structured it so Jeff took the keys without writing a huge check.
Size is not the barrier you think it is. Message me "rollup" for the details.
MOF · If you feel stuck Message me
On-screenIf you feel stuck in your business
If you're running a business and you feel stuck, working harder every single year but not actually getting ahead, I promise it's not a you problem. It's a leverage problem.
Most owners are the bottleneck. Everything runs through their head. That's exactly what we fix. We install AI across your sales, your marketing, and your operations, so the business stops depending on you for every decision.
One of our clients saved over fifty grand a year and got his whole week back.
Message me "rollup" and I'll show you where your leverage is hiding.
FAQ
FAQ 1 · First-timer Message me
On-screenDo I need to have done a deal before?
A lot of people ask me, do I need to have bought a business before? And the answer is no.
Half of our clients are first-timers. George had never done a single deal, and now he runs a five-million-dollar business. That's the whole point of doing it with a team, you don't need the experience, because we bring it.
Message me "rollup" if you want to see how.
FAQ 2 · How much money Message me
On-screenHow much money do I actually need?
The number one question I get is, how much money do I actually need? And honestly, way less than you think.
A lot of the time it's as little as ten percent down. That can come from your 401k or your current business's cash flow, and we've even closed deals with no money down at all.
Message me "rollup" and I'll break it down for you.
FAQ 3 · Is this a course Message me
On-screenIs this just a course?
People ask me all the time, is this just a course? No.
There's no course, no program, no PDF. We're actually in the deal with you. We find it, we fund it, and we run it, and sometimes we even put our own money in right next to yours.
Message me "rollup" and I'll walk you through it.
FAQ 4 · How the AI works Message me
On-screenHow do the AI agents actually work?
Everyone wants to know how the AI agents actually work. Here's the simple version.
After you buy the business, we install three AI departments, sales, marketing, and operations. Same headcount, but hundreds of AI employees doing the work, a hundred times the output. We guarantee you save at least fifty grand a year.
Message me "rollup" and I'll show you.
Objection handles
Objection 1 · No time Message me
On-screen"I don't have time"
I can't tell you how many people tell me they don't have the time to run a business they buy. And I get it, but here's the thing, you're not the one grinding inside it.
We install an AI team that runs the sales, the marketing, and the operations. You own it and you steer it, you don't work the counter.
Message me "rollup" and I'll explain exactly how.
Objection 2 · No capital Message me
On-screen"I don't have the money"
The biggest thing people tell me is, I don't have enough money to buy a business. And honestly, you need way less than you think.
A lot of the time it's just ten percent down, and that can come from your 401k or your business's cash flow. On top of that, we bring the lenders and thousands of investors, and when we love a deal, we invest right alongside you. Brandon closed a nine-and-a-half-million-dollar business with a hundred percent seller financing.
Message me "rollup" for the details.
Objection 3 · Too risky Message me
On-screen"It's too risky, I've never done a deal"
A lot of people tell me it feels too risky because they've never done a deal before. But that's exactly what we're here for.
We run the due diligence and we only green-light the good deals, that is our entire job. And when we put our own money in next to yours, our risk becomes your risk.
Message me "rollup" and let's talk it through.
Objection 4 · Why help me Message me
On-screen"Why not just do it yourself?"
People ask me, why would you help me instead of just buying everything yourself? Fair question.
The truth is, we do both. There are way more good businesses out there than any one team could ever buy. And when we back you and invest alongside you, your win is our win. That's the model.
Message me "rollup" for the details.
Objection 5 · Already own one Message me
On-screen"I already own a business"
Some people tell me they already own a business, so they don't need to buy one. And honestly, that's perfect, because then we do two things.
We install AI in the business you already own to cut your costs and scale it, and we help you buy your next leg of growth, the distribution, the revenue, and the customers you'd otherwise have to build from scratch.
Message me "rollup" for the details.
📞 BOTTOM OF FUNNEL — get the call
Hot. They already believe you, they just need the invitation. Every CTA here is book a call. The ⭐ flagship long-form sits at the top, that's the one that books calls.
BOF 1 · FLAGSHIP · The future CEO runs 3 things BestBook a call
On-screenThe future CEO runs 3 things, not 3,000 people
If you told me two years ago that we'd cut eighty percent of our team and still grow revenue, I'd have assumed the business was collapsing.
Instead it did the opposite. It helped us scale faster, support a two-hundred-million-dollar rollup, and sell Rollups.com to a company owned by Naval Ravikant. And after everything I've watched AI do in the last few years, I think there are only three skills entrepreneurs need from here on out. Deal flow, funding, and growth.
First, deal flow. Here's why it matters: the people with the best deals win. Not the smartest operators, not the biggest audience, the people who see the opportunities first. AI massively increases your surface area. Instead of checking a few sites or waiting on brokers, you have agents scanning the internet twenty-four seven for acquisitions, partnerships, clients, and talent. A few things to know: off-market deals are usually better and less competitive, on-market deals are faster but everyone's fighting over them, and the bottleneck isn't information anymore, it's filtering signal from noise. How you do it: you tell Claude, every morning scan the marketplaces, the broker sites, Twitter, LinkedIn and the niche communities for businesses in my industry between this and that EBITDA, rank them by fit, and send me the top ten with notes. Then you layer on competitor tracking, partnerships, lead sourcing and hiring. You've built an AI deal-origination team. And why now? Because everyone still thinks AI is a chatbot for writing tweets. The people who win are using it to find asymmetric opportunities before the market catches on, and that window won't stay open long.
Second, funding. Why it matters: the future belongs to founders who can raise capital and relationships faster than everyone else. Funding isn't just banks anymore, it's operators, executives, competitors, private investors, and strategic partners. What to know: most investors care about access, not cold pitches, warm positioning beats fundraising, and the quality of your outreach matters far more than the volume. How you do it: use Claude to build investor lists by sector, role, acquisition history and portfolio overlap, then have it draft personalized outreach. Something human, like, hey John, really impressed by your background in healthcare rollups, we're under LOI on a company in the space and looking at a few growth angles, would love your perspective and happy to pay for your time. No pitch slap, just an adult conversation. Why now? Because AI just turned one founder into a mini investment bank. Anyone still waiting until they need money to build relationships is already behind.
Third, growth. This is the biggest shift. AI lets a small team operate like a giant company. The founders who win won't have the biggest teams, they'll have the best systems and the best decisions. You become the orchestrator of agents instead of the manager of employees. What to know: AI gets stronger the more context you give it, most businesses are sitting on messy unused data, and your personal brand gets more valuable as the operations get automated. How you do it: dump everything into Claude, your P&L, your sales dashboards, your call transcripts, your SOPs, your support logs, then ask it to build a quarter-by-quarter plan to double the business, find the bottlenecks, the wasted costs, and the highest-leverage moves. Now you're using AI like a strategic operator, not a copywriter. Why now? Because this is the worst AI will ever be again. Every six months the leverage gap gets bigger, and small fast companies are about to embarrass giant slow ones.
Here's the thing. The companies that figure this out in the next couple of years are going to move stupidly fast. Smaller teams, better decisions, more output. Everyone else will still be hiring layers of people to solve coordination problems AI already handles.
If you want help installing this into your business properly, book a free call with us below. We'll look at your company specifically and map out where AI could create leverage across your deal flow, your funding, and your growth. The link's below.
BOF 2 · What the call actually is BestBook a call
On-screenWhat actually happens on the call
Most people book a call with us thinking we're going to pitch them. We don't.
We look at your actual business, your deal flow, your funding, your operations, and we show you exactly where AI can create leverage without you hiring more people. If it's a fit to work together, we'll talk about that. If it's not, you walk away with a clear map either way.
Book a free call below and let's look at your business specifically.
BOF 3 · Direct offer BestBook a call
On-screenYou should be buying. Let's make it real.
If you've got capital or a business, and you know you should be buying, but you don't have the time or the team to do it right, that's exactly what we're for.
We bring the deal flow, the funding, and the AI to run it. You bring the decision. We'll even invest alongside you when we love the deal.
Book a call below and let's look at your situation.
BOF · Asset · Investor / exec outreach template Book a call
Use forWarm outreach to C-suite / execs / potential equity investors in the sector (great to install in Instantly).
Subject:
[First name] <> [Your name]
Hey [First name],
Really impressive background in the [sector] space.
I'm [your name], [one-line credibility related to the sector]. We're close to finalizing an acquisition in the [sector] space and I'd love to get your take on the industry, the deal, and explore future collaboration.
Happy to pay for your time. Open for a quick call?
Best,
[Your name]
Acquisitions.com · @moran.pober · teleprompter scripts by funnel stage · proof from acquisitions.com/impact